Earlier this year I took up the hobby of brewing my own beer. This is something that I had been wanting to do for a long time. My wife had hinted at picking me up a Mr. Beer kit any number of times for a holiday or birthday gift, but I always said "Nah, I'm not ready yet." And I knew that if I was going to try brewing, I didn't want to do the simplified commercial brew in a box (Not that there is anything wrong with that). I wanted to go as authentic as I could. That is partially why I had waited so long, because I had built up in my mind the cost, storage space and time it would take for the whole process.
Needless to say I took the leap this year, starting with some online research (http://www.howtobrew.com), followed up with me walking into my first home brewing supply store (http://www.beernecessities.com). The proprietor, Bob, set me up with a kit for my introductory brewing supplies and first batch of ingredients for a Brown Ale. Nothing fancy, just a bag of Dry Malt Extract, a can of Liquid Malt Extract with infused hops and a packet of dry yeast. Brewed, fermented, bottled and three weeks later I had my first home brew. Not bad. A little dark, but tasty. The wanna be artist in me had to whip up a label and thus Trouble Brewing Smug B@st@rd Brown Ale was born.
If thou brews it, thou must drink it. |
SMUG B@ST@RD |
Now the bug had bitten and it was time for batch number 2. This time I want to try an Amber Ale, and after 4 weeks I came home one night and cracked one open. Mmmmm tasty. Little darker then I wanted, or more to the point cloudy (a.k.a. chill haze). Opened a second... don't remember opening the 3rd or 4th, and vaguely remember pouring out half of the 5th before I poured myself into bed. One foot on the floor to stop the room from spinning, mind you. Woke up with a hangover I haven't felt since my early twenties. Four and a half beers??? Thus the brew was named Feaky Snucker, because if you don't pay attention it will sneak up behind you and kick you in the ass.
FEAKY SNUCKER |
So I moved onto brew number 4, an American Wheat. I purchased an Erlenmeyer Flask to get my yeast started in before pitching it to the wort (unfermented beer). Because of the change in my process the yeast was nice and active before I added it to the fermenting bucket. Normally I would check on the fermentation process the morning after brewing, to make sure everything is okay. During this batch however I didnt get around to checking on it till the second morning after. I was greeted with a surprise. The lid on the bucket was bowed up and the airlock was crusted over (I guess I really did get the yeast nice and activated!). I carefully removed the air-lock from the bunghole (bunghole (n.) The hole in a cask, keg, or barrel through which liquid is poured in or drained out), and CO2 came rushing out. I later learned I was luck that the lid didn't explode or that when I removed the air-lock that beer and yeast didn't spew everywhere. After the experience I felt it was only natural to name the brew Crusty Bunghole. This has been the favorite so far by my
CRUSTY BUNGHOLE |
Wort Chiller or Mystery Science Theater 3000 reject |
Wort Chiller in action! |
So who can I share my passion with?
The answer came in the form of an email from a guy I know at work with a link to the Chicken City Ale Raisers home brewing club (http://www.ccarhomebrewclub.com).
Last night I attended my first meeting. It was frikkin awesome! Beer, food made with beer, beer, talking about brewing, and more beer. The group has several guys at my experience level, but most of the members have been brewing for decades. Its a veritable cornucopia of brew experience and passion for beer. I am happy to say that I am looking forward to the next CCAR event and many more to follow.
Having a passion for a hobby is great, but being able to congregate with others who equally share you passion is priceless.
(Any similarities to credit card commercials... intended.)
I'm looking forward to getting a [beer] samples pack when I see you in October. :)
ReplyDeleteHow about "Pail Ale" for the new batch?
Bucket Ale, maybe. This is an American ale after all.
ReplyDeleteIf your brewing talent becomes equal to your ability to write, illustrate and create "cheeky" beer names...you will have something special. BTW: What I tasted was pretty yummy.
ReplyDelete@Craig - I am very humbled by your comment. Very high praise coming from you.
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